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It's time to be secret Dtoid insurgents sleeping in the bowels of the site, living off its waste and disinterest in equal measure. They can step on us, but we skitter between the grooves of shoes. They can spray us, but we've learned to breathe poison. They can trap us, but we'll turn that...

The forums are forever!!!!!!

6/14/2023: A day that shall live in infamy. We should have seen this coming. I called the Pentagon over three hundred times on a monthly basis since the terrible attack Al Quaeda launched, which shook the world to its core. Yes, the time my dad swore he saw an Al Quaeda running out of the...

Is this still going on?

The abyss loves you, too. I never played a Mafia game. The first is pretty linear, right? I've only ever been interested in the thrid one, and that was because it had pornography. Did you play the original? Do you think the Definitive Edition feels definitive?

Finally a way for an average Joe like myself to get into mystical hippy shit.

to suck a man is a good thing.

Every time Qtoid goes down I assume it's not getting up again.

If it's super gross, then you absolutely NEED to elaborate.

All times are end times, for nothing lasts forever.

I'm sure they're just doing some routine maintenance--and implementing ads into Qtoid.

WHAT CAN WE DO???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You get it, man. Sometimes I wonder if sewers are some kind of media psy op meant to make us question the reality of our world. But I know what's what. I know every shit I ever shat lives in a farm up north, and I can visit them whenever I feel like it. I just haven't yet, is all.

He's never known neck pain. His wrists are not made of glass, because they don't exist. His knees can never go bad. Arthritis is an alien disease to him. All the weakest, most fragile pieces of the human body are but vestigial lumps of flesh long forgotten to Rayman. My neck currently hurts a...

I don't know if I have the same faith in the government as you, but let's hope...

Hey everyone everywhere! You know what's also everywhere? Arcades! That's right, let's all head back in time to when that statement was actually true and ponder what our first ever video game experience in the humble arcade was. Too young to have visited your local coin-op? Then, FUCK OFF...

Puking pus and cumming shit

Like the title says. I'll start. Yoshi! Like just think about that tongue game, and its face is pleasantly rounded, so it can get buried deep in those cheeks with little to no poke and prod. The only issue is of course that tongue might snag on something and rip your guts out like a pink...

Hey all, So kind of a crazy question, but could sewers be real places? Like, we've seen them all over video games ever since the original Mario Bros invented the artistic concept of a sewer (a blocky, pipey place where bad dudes run wild and need their shit stomped), and it's been expanded...

Video game characters have been getting off this whole time--at our expense--and I'm sick of pretending that it isn't happening. It's fine if all of you don't want to admit the truth, but I'm not about to sit my shit idly by and act like I don't see a wet spot spread across Axel's pants when...