Recent content by Wes Tacos

What's your favorite non-human smell? Favorite human smell? That is, favorite smell originating from a human body, and favorite smell from a non-human source. [Flip those, and you know what I mean.]

My life of bunny crime is behind me. That said, I was always a fan of Lola Bunny.

I once farted so hard my dog started speaking in tongues.

The best night of my life is when my then-girlfriend, now-wife, came to visit me for the first time. I had to drive about an hour and a half away to pick her up from the airport, and my stomach was in ropes the whole time. Her flight got delayed when I was getting close, so I parked at a bar and...

Yes just be careful of the candy cane I have in my pocket.

Well they're good colors, so everyone else is wrong. <3 back at ya Yeah that shit was weird. Check it out if you're interested, but woof, me no like.

Burritos are a bit too big, and taquitos are a bit too small. I'm Goldilocks'ing my Mexican delights.

The Hispanic/Mexican food here is superior by far to back in VA, but man the Italian sucks. Finally found a decent pizza yesterday -- before the best I'd has was Domino's. Not ok, Valley.

I don't know if I have a favorite or not. I do enjoy wordplay, however. I've got a contest going up in a few hours for something called Alpaca Ball, and there's a really good one the press company sent over. There's also a really bad one I tried to do, myself. I also came up with this one the...

It's always random! For comment contests I use random.org and individually type in each commenter into the field and randomize from there. Gleam automatically does it for me, so it saves me a good amount of time. That said, I usually read every comment I receive, and if I ask your opinion in...

Good one, Chris! Man, I don't play a ton of new games anymore. I think FFVII Remake is the only game released this year that I've even played that wasn't a Switch port! I loved it, but only made it to the Corneo section...I haven't played in like a month because life moves fast. I'll go with...

1) I don't have a goatee, so I can't be my evil twin! Gotta bring Les Tacos back sometime though, haha. I've gotten really formulaic with my contest posts, so maybe it's time I changed it up a bit. 2) I don't know if everyone hates it, but man Resident Evil 5 is right up my alley. It's...

This is an AMA, so I feel obliged to give direct, honest answers to questions. So, I'll break character and say having found my amazing wife and being with her is heaven. Looking back, I don't think I've ever been happy, so finding her has been a real boon to all aspects of my life. I don't know...

Purple! My PS4 controller is purple, and in Mortal Kombat 11 I've given every character a purple outfit (I still have a few where I haven't unlocked their purple variant) because I'm fucking boss like that. Orange is my second, followed by black and pink. Pink is cool by itself, but anything...

I like to keep them simple. Shredded chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheese, guacamole, hot sauce, and maybe some sour cream and I'm good. I also enjoy a nice fish taco from time to time. There's a place nearby that has a really tasty mango salsa they put on there, with cabbage and a nice creamy sauce...