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I was imagining you smelling those free cologne samples you get in magazines, and then writing an exhaustive blog about which one smells better for a fifth date.

Gus TT Showbiz

Frosty has me playing Overwatch

Pls. Gooby.

Yes.

Here's my favorite one: I once went on a call with my cousin who is a homicide detective. We get to the scene and the officer there leads us to the body and states "The victims name is Juan Ortiz." We all look over at the body and he's got a massive hole in his chest. My cousin asks, "What...

You know that's right.

I knew you were my soulmate for reason

ha. noob.

The value sized one from Costco?

no u

What's your favorite pun?

Lubes.

PLEASE NO

pls no

uwu

b l u e t e x t

I'm here to pun and kick ass, and I'm all outta ass.