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Sp_Testure

Earl of Cactuar's
May 11, 2020
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Portland,OR
By your command...waaait a sec.. I'm going to out source this to Soulbow. He'll have a Siege thread up in no time and he needs to pay for his sins, in advance.
 

DeScruff

The Giant Rat That Makes All of the Rules
May 11, 2020
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The Internet!
The value sized one from Costco?
Costco!? You need to think bigger.

I don't fuck around with lube.
^ He right. As one Amazon reviewer can tell ya...

"I'm a risk analyst for a major insurance firm, so when my wife and I were planning a birthday party for our seven-year-old, Crispin, my mind naturally turned to liabilities. We'd settled on the theme of a "backyard carnival"... "