Introducing Our Sexy New Forum Mod, RiffRaff

[flop]

Yup! You heard that right.

As we slowly gear up towards the full release of the new Destructoid forums, we decided that it would be best to get help from a loveable community member -- one who has been with us for years, and is one of the most wholesome dudes on this site. So from now on, he'll be helping us watch over the forums, keep the peace, and so on.

Mind you, the other Destructoid mods and community managers will still be around. We're not just dumping this on the poor guy. So if you need anything, please don't hesitate to hit us up!

But regardless. Welcome aboard, RiffRaff, and thank you in advance. We're sure you'll do great <3~

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Fuck this guy.

 

[flop]

Fuck this guy.

Literally. Not metaphorically.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Literally. Not metaphorically.

I dont feel we needed to clarify that.

 

[RiffRaff]

Fuck this guy.

Don't know how my wife will feel about that. She's 100% pure-blooded Italian and you know how jealous Italians can get

 

[RiffRaff]

Thanks for having me as part of the Dtoid team! It's an honor!!! Good vibes and cocks for all!!!! and kitties!!!!

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Don't know how my wife will feel about that. She's 100% pure-blooded Italian and you know how jealous Italians can get

Tell her I said fahgettaboutit

 

[RiffRaff]

Tell her I said fahgettaboutit

Figurati

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Figurati

 

[Nior]

Congratulations Riff! Not that I envy the task of moderating these bunch of man-children we call a community

 

[RiffRaff]

Congratulations Riff! Not that I envy the task of moderating these bunch of man-children we call a community

Thanks!
We are a bunch of man-children, but a well behaved, respectful bunch. Even on the front page the Dtoid community is generally chill and respectable as fuck. It should be business as normal with an occasional tup tup tup. I mean, it couldn't be worse than being a Steam or IGN forum mod. That would not be fun lol.

 

[Ein on Shrooms]

Congratulations Riff! Not that I envy the task of moderating these bunch of man-children we call a community

And all the parodies also congratulate.

Desert Punk

Gintama

Sgt. Frog

I feel like Excel Saga did it too bug I can't find the screens.

 

[Torchman]

Aw man who agreed to let this guy be mod?

... wait. I did. Shit.

 

[zatoseyes]

 

[DeScruff]

Oh so you guys just let the RiffRaff into your private club now eh?
...
Sorry I had to make that joke.
Congratulations!!!!

 

[flop]

Oh so you guys just let the RiffRaff into your private club now eh?
...
Sorry I had to make that joke.
Congratulations!!!!

Have you heard the tales of our initiation rituals?

 

[DeScruff]

Have you heard the tales of our initiation rituals?

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How would Pixel Link rate on there? above or below Bowser?

 

[flop]

How would Pixel Link rate on there? above or below Bowser?

Bowser is an immediate jolt of sharpness, whereas the pixel Amiibo are more consistently abrasive. Like really rough sandpaper.

 

[Occams]

RIFF RAFF I WAS TAKING A BATH

That's it. That's my comment.

So glad you're a part of this place, buddy. You're a gem amongst gems. Like, if you were on QVC, I'd have to buy you on a 5-part payment plan cause you are worth it.

 

[Heat]

Congrats! you deserve it and im sure you will do a great job ♥