1. Maruchan.
2. It can be, as long as you call me by my full name: Megadongski.
3. It's probably also one of the least-professional nights of my career. Me, Steven, and Niero went out partying in Tokyo the night before TGS started. We missed the last train and stayed out all night getting extremely drunk. We got ramen at like 6am (with more beer) and then met Dale in Tokyo Station. I slept the whole way to TGS (it's a long ride) and then immediately went to a D4 presentation with Swery. I was so drunk, tired, and annoyed that I was wearing the same clothes (in Japan's summer humidity nonetheless). Not our finest moment, but we got the job done.
4. The biggest perk is all the travel I get to do. A lot of times the trips aren't very long and there isn't much time for extracurriculars, but I always enjoy being in another part of the world. Like in 2018 when I went to Osaka for Platinum's World of Demons (which is evidently canceled or something?) and spent way more time getting there/getting home than I actually did in Osaka. Still had a great time.
5. Baseball players have been told they can't spit anymore because of COVID risks. I played baseball through high school, and I have no interest in contributing to the pandemic. Therefore, I must dump lube on the field.