I got gaming news!

[Lawman]

News is, your momma's a ho.

 

[Gus TT Showbiz]

no u

 

[Neronium]

Old news, tell me something new.

 

[Lawman]

no u

 

[Lawman]

Old news, tell me something new.

something new.

 

[Neronium]

something new.

I have been informed. This pleases me.

 

[Xeo]

Why you gotta do me dirty like that?

 

[Boxman214]

In other news: cocks

 

[CelicaCrazed]

My mother is a saint!

 

[VenusBloo]

My mommy is a lovely lady you take that back!!

 

[D-Volt]

Destructoid Forums: All The News That's Fit To Print!...And Cocks.

 

[clarknovalis]

How is this news? Are you the new Patcher?

 

[clarknovalis]

He hasn't talked about how doomed Nintendo is in a while. He can't be Patcher.

I read it like “he can’t be patched” and everything makes sense now

 

[MajorTomsCoffeeCup]

This pleases me

 

[Oridan]

Hey, so, me and an angry mob are gonna lynch a guy and he's a big gamer so we wanna do something nice for him so we're getting him a gaming-themed noose. I heard heard this is the place to get a gaming noose, is that true? Which gaming noose is the best? He likes Mario if that helps.

 

[vxxy]

I assume it’s Castlevania themed? Lol

 

[AdmiralAckbong]

no u

got em

 

[Gus TT Showbiz]

got em

You know that's right.

 

[GoofierBrute]

Here's my gaming news!

 

[vxxy]

Bugs Bunny <3