Recent content by Papa Niero

And that's a wrap! Locking this thread so no one falls through the gaps. We're starting to work on the art now and will update you on the home page

Having been to a maid cafe I think I could only stomach 1.1 hours of this before I slit my trachea

Animal Crossing for sure. You can pay the rent or not and just fuck off

Update: You are a beautiful musical sea urchin if you participated. Look for an update on the home page in the next 2 weeks, as we've just started working on the art and have other cool shirts coming your way. We really appreciate the support, thanks so much! -- We're designing a minimal...

wow that came out great! i wonder if I should make a distressed variant?

Bless your heart. I had so much fun doing those

Originally my Dtoid avatar was a photo of my angry ass eyebrows mixed with the Destructoid helmet. I was holding down a full-time job and didn't want my real identity known when I started the site, which I later replaced with a real photo of me kissing my friend in the helmet (she has a heart...

An alsococks shirt where its a distressed, massive phallus-shaped building (like the Capital building) that starts from the bottom of your shirt and goes about ten inches up, and on the chest it says something in a corporate font like ALSOCOX -erecting your future- or Destructoid Heavy Balls...

What's your favorite Destructoid joke of all time? Maybe an old meme or something that was said on the home page. We're interested in doing another run of limited edition shirts, maybe bringing back some favorites. Help me make Destructoid weird again