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Papa Niero

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What's your favorite Destructoid joke of all time? Maybe an old meme or something that was said on the home page. We're interested in doing another run of limited edition shirts, maybe bringing back some favorites. Help me make Destructoid weird again
 

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I like simple things, so I'd be pretty happy with a black and white Mr. Destructoid on a black shirt. Something small, to the point. Maybe a subtle nod to the Also Cocks meme since it's one of our oldest and proudest traditions.

Or Mr. Destructoid eyeball licking, I guess. Though I suspect nobody would dare to buy such a thing.
 
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CelicaCrazed

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How many wolves must die would be hilarious!

Brain is mush right now, not sure how to make it work but I feel like "free tacos....from hell" needs a place. God I love that video!

Ready to Friday!

Not a shirt but I still want one of those hats we voted on years ago!
 

Papa Niero

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An alsococks shirt where its a distressed, massive phallus-shaped building (like the Capital building) that starts from the bottom of your shirt and goes about ten inches up, and on the chest it says something in a corporate font like ALSOCOX -erecting your future- or Destructoid Heavy Balls International or Heavy Industries. The idea is that it would look like a completely normal corporate shirt at first glance until you really pay attention
 
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I have an Alestorm shirt that I kinda love. At first glance, it looks like a pretty typical band shirt. But the more you look at it, the more strangeness you see. For instance, the creature on it is a turtle bunny with tusks.

That kind of thing.

That's what your suggestion reminds me of, Niero.

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Vesalius

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The article Zack Furniss did on “googling your sonic the hedgehog name” was probably the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time.
 

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I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:
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Also, I haven't seen it mentioned at all around here, but I'm pretty fond of the "messy messy" bit on the 404 page. Describes Destructoid pretty aptly.

Also also, I've made a few designs for tshirts over the years that I wouldn't mind releasing to you guys officially:
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I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:
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Also, I haven't seen it mentioned at all around here, but I'm pretty fond of the "messy messy" bit on the 404 page. Describes Destructoid pretty aptly.

Also also, I've made a few designs for tshirts over the years that I wouldn't mind releasing to you guys officially:
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I actually own one of the "Destructoid wants you to be better people" shirts! It's a good shirt.
 
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Snaileb

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I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:
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Also, I haven't seen it mentioned at all around here, but I'm pretty fond of the "messy messy" bit on the 404 page. Describes Destructoid pretty aptly.

Also also, I've made a few designs for tshirts over the years that I wouldn't mind releasing to you guys officially:
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I really like these! Any shirt you make, please please make some half sleeves! My 'Princess is a cock teasing bitch' shirt has so many holes in it. I would buy that again.