Best video game dicks

[Zalno]

Doesn't have to be all-out dicks. Can be a bulge or something. Show me what you got, video games!

 

[RiffRaff]

Obligatory.

 

[zatoseyes]

Conan Exiles has some excellent dongs. Here's a picture of the sign I erected outside of my mountain tower.

 

[Spaceloaf]

Conan Exiles has some excellent dongs. Here's a picture of the sign I erected outside of my mountain tower.

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What I want to know is, why does your character have a throne chair for a head?

 

[Dr. Mel]

This is tough because most male character models are rendered like Ken dolls while the women's crotches, asses and chests are hand sculpted by horny men who haven't seen their wives in months over worked developers.

 

[Voex]

The Outlast twins spring to mind. Nice of them to hang around and give you a good look.

(pic below in all their girthy glory)

Spoiler

 

[zatoseyes]

What I want to know is, why does your character have a throne chair for a head?

Because I'm a high priest of Set, and we're all required to allow the snake god to sit on our faces.

But seriously, I tried to find a pic of my character wearing it but I never took one and that server has been decommissioned since my friends and I have moved on to other things having "done everything" Conan Exiles currently has to offer. Here's what it looks like from the front, except I dyed mine green.

 

[PhilKenSebben]