#Darksiders2

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A couple invites all of their friends to a gender reveal party for their upcoming baby. They place a cake on a table in the centre of the room and inform all of their guests that the colour of the inside of the cake will correspond with the sex of their child.

They proceed to cut into the cake, cheering in unison “it’s a—“

Immediately, red jam starts oozing out of it, on to the table, before dripping on to the floor.

“—borted.”