Favorite Pun
- Thread starter Gus TT Showbiz
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Why don't couples in Alabama do reverse cowgirl? You never turn your back on family.
I was there, and I can say from experience that this statement is categorically false.
Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Wise man says;
Man who run in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who run in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
What do you call it when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Minor
A Flat Minor
What's green and smells like red paint?
Green paint.
Green paint.
Here's my favorite one:
I once went on a call with my cousin who is a homicide detective. We get to the scene and the officer there leads us to the body and states "The victims name is Juan Ortiz." We all look over at the body and he's got a massive hole in his chest. My cousin asks, "What killed him?" The officer responds, "A golf gun." My cousin looks at the officer, "What the hell is a golf gun?" The officer shrugs, "I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
I'm here all week. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses.
I once went on a call with my cousin who is a homicide detective. We get to the scene and the officer there leads us to the body and states "The victims name is Juan Ortiz." We all look over at the body and he's got a massive hole in his chest. My cousin asks, "What killed him?" The officer responds, "A golf gun." My cousin looks at the officer, "What the hell is a golf gun?" The officer shrugs, "I dunno, but it sure made a hole in Juan."
I'm here all week. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses.