Here's one a friend of mine made up in high school:
This Dr. Pepper.
Tastes like rat spooge from last week.
What the hell happened?
This Dr. Pepper.
Tastes like rat spooge from last week.
What the hell happened?
Let's write haiku!
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I want you to fuck
me from behind, then cum on
My face. Smear it in!
me from behind, then cum on
My face. Smear it in!
I don't understand...
So I am supposed to speak
haiku in this thread?
So I am supposed to speak
haiku in this thread?
Sitting on the john,
My pants around my ankles,
Time to browse Dtoid!
My pants around my ankles,
Time to browse Dtoid!
I send well-wishes
To all who are reading this.
Have a pleasant day.
To all who are reading this.
Have a pleasant day.
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You can't make me write
I will have none of this crap
Oh son of a bitch
I will have none of this crap
Oh son of a bitch
Alas! Diaper rash!
Sweat pooling deep in my butt
My ass chafes like Hell
Sweat pooling deep in my butt
My ass chafes like Hell
One two three four five.
One two three four five seven.
Haikus are hard yo
One two three four five seven.
Haikus are hard yo
Butcheeks smell like stink.
Is stink only subjective?
Let stink consume you.
Is stink only subjective?
Let stink consume you.
I am fucking dead.
This heatwave sucks donkey balls
can't even jack off
This heatwave sucks donkey balls
can't even jack off
Popping pussy and sipping sizzurp
The cat is scared
All hail Megatron!
The cat is scared
All hail Megatron!
