Very Important Poll

[RiffRaff]

The most important question you'll ever be asked.

 

[Dangus Taargus]

My heart says Ass, my brain says Titties, and my cock says Cocks. But I had to vote T's in the end just to keep the numbers up.

 

[Heat]

You know, as a teen i was all about dem titties, but after a faithful visit from a group of brazilian chicks to make a Samba demonstrations, my life totally changed and now i swear loyalty to the BIG BUTTS!

 

[Palvikinkku]

Funny thing is, I still consider myself as a tits man.

But man.

Older I get, ass gets more attention somehow.

 

[Xeo]

And the easiest answer I'll ever give. Team Titties all day long. One of the best things in life period.

 

[RiffRaff]

Butts are equality! Everyone can have a good butt.

This is one of the best things I've read, ever!

 

[Derpunkel]

Dem tiddies man! But I also wanted to answer cocks in true Destructoid fashion

 

[Nag]

Titties... all day, every day!

 

[AtomicBanana]

As a classic weeb, gonna have to say dem thighs. Zettai Ryouiki for life.