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PhilKenSebben

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Forgot about the old rule of doing one of these when ya join. Anyways, hi! I'm Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben. I'm currently a community manager who does the occasional contest, but mostly just lurks and deletes spam. Used to do more front page stuff, stream stuff, organize things, but growing up is a shitty game, and doesnt leave enough time free. I'm 38, got two kids that somehow are thriving. I'm a california boy, and Shreks body double. Im a Psychiatric Technician irl, and always have an open ear if you need. Also, if you can find me.

  • How did you find Destructoid?
Retroforce Go lured me in. Then slowly began posting around 08 or 09. Fully joined and stopped trolling folks in 2010 I think? Realized the shitposting potential of the place, and yall know the rest.
  • What are your favorite games?
Gunstar Heroes, Spelunky, Dragon Quest anything, Quake series, Doom series, too many roguelikes and lites to list.
  • What consoles have you owned?
Nes, gameboy, virtuaboy, pc, genesis, dreamcast, gamecube, ps2, xbox, xbox 360, ps3, dsi, xbone, 3ds, laptop, ps4, switch. In order.
  • What interests do you have outside of video games?
Used to love to skate and snowboard, but cant afford the injuries after having kids. Reading, writing sex stories, figuring out how to fix shit, cooking, nature related anything. Except camping. Fuck camping.
  • What other communities are you a part of?
You can find me as PhilKenSebben almost everywhere. Locked that name down. RPS, Eurogamer, The Takeout, AV Club, Kotaku, NintendoLife, i09, PC Gamer.
 

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About damn time you got here. Was getting lonely with you.
What's the best book you've ever read. And also, who's your favorite porn star, living or dead?
 

PhilKenSebben

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About damn time you got here. Was getting lonely with you.
What's the best book you've ever read. And also, who's your favorite porn star, living or dead?

Fuck. Favorite or best? Best is tough, because I've read some heady, good shit. Just dont care for much of it. Favorite is easy: The Drawing of Three, by Stephen King. Book II of The Dark Tower series. Love that shit.

As for porn... shit. Idk. Any one that can fuck and puts their heart into it.
 

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Fuck. Favorite or best? Best is tough, because I've read some heady, good shit. Just dont care for much of it. Favorite is easy: The Drawing of Three, by Stephen King. Book II of The Dark Tower series. Love that shit.

As for porn... shit. Idk. Any one that can fuck and puts their heart into it.
Nice. You read any of Stephen's son, Joe Hill's stuff? He's fantastic.

As far as porn stars go, to be honest even if the girl can't fuck and just lays around, if she's got the right body type, I rarely even care.
 
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PhilKenSebben

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Nice. You read any of Stephen's son, Joe Hill's stuff? He's fantastic.

As far as porn stars go, to be honest even if the girl can't fuck and just lays around, if she's got the right body type, I rarely even care.

Yeah. I believe we talked about Joe Hill before. You got me to buy his fireman? Fire something book. Which funny enough, is now 2 away from being read in my queue.
 

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Yeah. I believe we talked about Joe Hill before. You got me to buy his fireman? Fire something book. Which funny enough, is now 2 away from being read in my queue.
Coincidentaly, The Fireman is the only one of his I haven't read. I have it just waiting though. I've heard it's his weirdest and most divisive. Heart Shaped Box is probably my favorite of his, but you can't go wrong with any of it really. I'm old I forget things I said yesterday.
 

PhilKenSebben

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Coincidentaly, The Fireman is the only one of his I haven't read. I have it just waiting though. I've heard it's his weirdest and most divisive. Heart Shaped Box is probably my favorite of his, but you can't go wrong with any of it really. I'm old I forget things I said yesterday.

Only reason I remember is I bought the book, and was looking at my queue like... why the fuck I buy that?