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So, a lot of us have seen James Wan's latest horror thing (FOR FREE!!!), and there are thoughts aplenty squirting around the web! Bloody Disgusting hailed it the best horror movie so far this year. Others have declared it a hyper-focused intentionally goofy niche masterpiece deserving of its own...

Altoids tins aren't that great for holding human eyeballs. Like, some people have big eyes, so it makes me worry they'll pop when I go to clasp the lid. Also, that tin gets so hot sometimes they melt, and you're left with nothing but a puddle of bubbling goo if you accidentally leave it in the...

It's a trilogy super cheap on Android. They're all great. You won't regret it for a second. I'll never stop singing the praises of the almighty Muscle Princess!

MUSCLE PRINCESS!!

I thought this was going to be a support group to help you stop the cycle of lust, release, shame, and regret brought about by compulsive masturbation. Got to admit, I'm kind of disappointed. Also, play Minish Cap, if you can. It's the best.

Alcohol is a natural cleaner, and vomit is very acidic, so I imagine it would be a more effective cleaner. Just gnosh on a few Tide pods before hurling to cover up the stink.

Made some more fried chicken biscuit sandwiches. This time the biscuits were bigger, and I coated the chicken thighs in a brown sugar and nutmeg breading and put some honey on the biscuit. Needless to say, some super delicious ass shit here.

Show me some oven pancakes, baby.

The Baby (1973) Santa Sangre Supervixens Mandy Street Trash

Girlfriend's friend made this mASSterpiece.

Not gonna lie, I just started using a bodywash with a shay butter moisturizer, and it's made a world of difference on my skin.

You're clearly going too senile to realize the fucking problem CHARLTON! If he meows I won't be able to do it!!! That's what this whole thread is about! Goddamn!

Hmmm. Seems legit, carry on.

What is a Sméagol? Is that some kind of fancy French cooking? My cat might be French. I'm afraid he'll figure out what I'm up to before it's too late to stop me.

Finally, some sensible advice! Important question: How do I keep the cat from meowing when I try to eat him? I'll lose the heart to do it, if he does.