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I'm pretty sure Toast only lived outdoors before we got him, because he was ragged with mats and shit, but he's only just over two and can already shatter me with just the smallest opening of his mouth. He's a fucking super villain, I swear.

Imagining how you'd feel me is the only way I get through the day. :love:

A little backstory first: I have a cat. Now here's the problem, he meows sometimes. That wouldn't be a big deal, but it's never about anything important. He's never being hunted by an apex predator or reminding me to do my taxes. It's always shit like, "Hey, chase me around the house" or "Come...

Finished The Dragon. It was pretty amusing. Moving on to this. It's my first time with Michael McDowell, so hopefully I'll be into it.

Girlfriend made a chocolate cake with chocolate ganache and a caramel infused icing for desert tonight.

BOOM!

Making sure you have 666th message on an internet forum.

Reading through William Schoell's The Dragon. Bunch of archeologists delve into a messa to find a lost race. Obviously, it don't go so well, and all their hired hands end up pregnant with monster worms which are then birthed out their mouths and assholes. One dude bites down on the worm as it's...

No, it's because I'm a dandy fop at heart, and I always say "ta!" when exiting polite company.

It's a mix of vagina and dick.

Resident Evil 6: It's like Capcom was making a game where Bruce Lee fights zombies, but they lost the rights and decided to repurpose it into a Resident Evil game to recoup the cost. I don't know what says masterpiece more than that.

Getting road head, but your car is on cinderblocks.

Bringing Out the Dead is Scorsese's best movie.

I am yours, Bonerlord--mind, body, and soul.

Blood Rage (Norse warriors killing and pillaging to build glory during the end of the world) Escape the Dark Castle (super straight forward but really fun with pulpy writing and neat art) Dungeon Degenerates (JUST LOOK AT THE ART! It's an awesome game, and you can play solo) Summit (with the...