What are y’all gonna be for Halloween?

[Vesalius]

October will be here soon, so it’s time to really move to the next level of planning! What are you going to be for Halloween?

My kids wanted me to dress up as a cabbage vendor, and they would be cabbages. However, I’m not that stupid; it’s just an excuse for me to cart their lazy butts around.

Then I saw this beauty! (Picture attached)

So anyways, what is everyone going to be. If your answer is either: nothing or naked at home picking out the Cheetos from out of your beard and chest hair, then I ask you to please lie to me. Or not, I’m not your mother, unless you think that would be a good costume.

 

[AtomicBanana]

Depends on the state of covid. I'll either be sitting in the dark watching horror movies with the girlfriend and have all my light off, or I'll be sitting on the porch with a shotgun dressed like the guy from Phalanx.

 

[modern_moron]

I've had a full Hotline Miami Jacket getup for about 5 years now, but never really had an opportunity to wear it.

My glasses don't help with the mask.

I did wear it once to a house show, but some dude asked me to smoke a blunt and I got too high and passed out in the back seat of my car until 3 AM.

What was the question again?

 

[JuIc3]

A miserable white guy drinking hard seltzer. Best I’ve got this year.

 

[Cygnus Rush 961]

I was planning to do a "Plague Doctor" this year but I thought it was too damn soon due to COVID-19.

 

[Neronium]

With some luck, and hope, 20 pounds lighter.

Honestly though if I did dress up it'd be something that covers my face. Like a New Vegas Veteran Ranger or Judge Magister from FFXII.

 

[Nova]

I'm not going out because COVID so... probably nothing this year.

 

[Xeo]

Probably depressed.

Or maybe a clown.

 

[D-Volt]

Probably not much. Honestly the days are starting to blend together for me. I swear one of these nights I'll go to bed and wake up on Halloween.