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Oh man, I know Troma, I'm now pretty embarrassed that I didn't know this. I know what I'm watching tonight! Thank you!

I love all those movies! My wife follows The Rock on one of those instant pictogram messaging services and he has a running gag with his daughter. Her favorite movie is Moana but doesn't believe her dad played Maui.

If this is the whole movie, I love it.

Drunken Master Spirited Away The Goonies Seven Samurai Master of the Flying Guillotine Blade Runner (redux) Princess Bride Akira The Big Lebowski

I love all of these movies but I've never heard of Terror Firmer. I think I should watch this film.

I refuse! I didn't realize 2011 was so good for games.

Oh, I hate that. I'd say accidentally shippable cutscenes are just as bad as the unskippable ones.

Trying to play through Xenoblade Chronicles 2, those weird guinea pig things are the worst. Why do they have to sound like that and speak like their dumb?

Oh man, a human skull embedded with gemstones would be a dope centre-piece for my coffee table. Nah, although I've used it practically, I've never been much for competitions.

I did and I am not disappointed. You beautiful bastard.

Hello all, my name is LaserPirate. I, uh... don't usually know what to say when introducing myself. I've lurked at this site for years but only created an account not too long ago. I like long walks, laughing at disgusting and disturbing imagery and I guess video games. I have 4 kids so video...

My gruncle Bob was Mormon-ish. He just liked the hooch too much to be just Mormon.

Probably something about titties is a great name for a book.

If the opportunity ever arose again, I would absolutely move to Italy. Just a completely unique place. Lived in Rome for 3 months with my uncle, had a rugby gig set up that didn't pan out and regret being too young and timid to just stay anyways.

Been there, man. My XBox account is Robotsindisguise - I was watching transformers when I made it. I have to say I've contributed a fair bit to making Napster chat rooms and Xbox multiplayer someplace to avoid. I was that teen yelling "Penis" in Rainbow Six online.

What's cooler than pirates? Laser pirates, that's wut. Also, when I created my Dtoid account I think my usual handle, MrUppercut, was taken.

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Huh.

My artwork is so bad it upsets other people. Doesn't bother me much, though, art comes in lots of flavours, the stuff you know about retro gaming is poetic.