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Charlton Heston

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Not gonna lie, I just started using a bodywash with a shay butter moisturizer, and it's made a world of difference on my skin.

Benjamin Franklin was full of shit: shea butter—not beer—is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

He probably should have drank more shea butter. He'd probably still be alive. Bet that dude would have some rad stories.
 

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Wow. This feels like the original forums.

Welcome. The lube is to your left. You're more than welcome to it.

I'm hoping it'll be a little less toxic than the old forums, haha!

Still, it feels like Destructoid. And that's awesome.
 
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