Caress my soft, taut, masculine-yet-womanly thighs

[Charlton Heston]

You know you desire to do so, above all else.

I moisturize.

Don't look at me like that; you knew what you were getting into when you clicked on this.

 

[zatoseyes]

 

[Vadicta]

Not gonna lie, I just started using a bodywash with a shay butter moisturizer, and it's made a world of difference on my skin.

 

[Charlton Heston]

Not gonna lie, I just started using a bodywash with a shay butter moisturizer, and it's made a world of difference on my skin.

Benjamin Franklin was full of shit: shea butter—not beer—is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

He probably should have drank more shea butter. He'd probably still be alive. Bet that dude would have some rad stories.

 

[Charlton Heston]

...Hot.

Right?

If only the YMCA would see it that way. Bunch of prudes.

 

[vxxy]

Welcome to the Forums, you beautifully bewildering man ❤

 

[Charlton Heston]

Welcome to the Forums, you beautifully bewildering man ❤

I'll take that as the compliment it was never intended to be. (❤)

 

[Turbokill]

Wow. This feels like the original forums.

Welcome. The lube is to your left. You're more than welcome to it.

 

[vxxy]

I'll take that as the compliment it was never intended to be. (❤)

No it was definitely a compliment .

 

[LaserPirate]

You know you desire to do so, above all else.

I moisturize.

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Don't look at me like that; you knew what you were getting into when you clicked on this.

I did and I am not disappointed. You beautiful bastard.

 

[Sp_Testure]

I'm hoping it'll be a little less toxic than the old forums, haha!

Still, it feels like Destructoid. And that's awesome.

I hope to beg the powers-that-be that once we get out of beta that the link to the forms would not be on the front page but perhaps Community blogs? Would help stem the tide...

 

[Sp_Testure]

Welcome to the forums... my 'I can't prove in court yet' daddy!

 

[Gus TT Showbiz]

Yes.

 

[Sp_Testure]

Yes.

Spicy Guuuuuuusss!

 

[Charlton Heston]

Yes.