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Charlton Heston

Is Actually Charlton Heston
May 10, 2020
Beverly Hills, California
Not gonna lie, I just started using a bodywash with a shay butter moisturizer, and it's made a world of difference on my skin.

Benjamin Franklin was full of shit: shea butter—not beer—is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

He probably should have drank more shea butter. He'd probably still be alive. Bet that dude would have some rad stories.