Destructoid Merch ideas megathread of justice and wisdom

[Papa Niero]

What's your favorite Destructoid joke of all time? Maybe an old meme or something that was said on the home page. We're interested in doing another run of limited edition shirts, maybe bringing back some favorites. Help me make Destructoid weird again

 

[Suspended User 07-24]

Also cocks

 

[NeoTurbo]

I want rude lewds for bad dudes.

 

[Suspended User 07-24]

Or Mr. Destructoid eyeball licking, I guess. Though I suspect nobody would dare to buy such a thing.

I would dare

 

[Gus TT Showbiz]

Or Mr. Destructoid eyeball licking, I guess. Though I suspect nobody would dare to buy such a thing.

 

[CelicaCrazed]

How many wolves must die would be hilarious!

Brain is mush right now, not sure how to make it work but I feel like "free tacos....from hell" needs a place. God I love that video!

Ready to Friday!

Not a shirt but I still want one of those hats we voted on years ago!

 

[Papa Niero]

An alsococks shirt where its a distressed, massive phallus-shaped building (like the Capital building) that starts from the bottom of your shirt and goes about ten inches up, and on the chest it says something in a corporate font like ALSOCOX -erecting your future- or Destructoid Heavy Balls International or Heavy Industries. The idea is that it would look like a completely normal corporate shirt at first glance until you really pay attention

 

[Boxman214]

Give us destructoid branded dildos!

 

[Papa Niero]

 

[Vesalius]

The article Zack Furniss did on “googling your sonic the hedgehog name” was probably the funniest thing I’d seen in a long time.

 

[Xeo]

Hit me with that lewd shit!

 

[meanderbot]

I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:


Also, I haven't seen it mentioned at all around here, but I'm pretty fond of the "messy messy" bit on the 404 page. Describes Destructoid pretty aptly.

Also also, I've made a few designs for tshirts over the years that I wouldn't mind releasing to you guys officially:

 

[Snaileb]

I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:
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Also, I haven't seen it mentioned at all around here, but I'm pretty fond of the "messy messy" bit on the 404 page. Describes Destructoid pretty aptly.

Also also, I've made a few designs for tshirts over the years that I wouldn't mind releasing to you guys officially:
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I really like these! Any shirt you make, please please make some half sleeves! My 'Princess is a cock teasing bitch' shirt has so many holes in it. I would buy that again.

 

[Patrick Hancock]

Also cocks

you rang?

 

[Meursault]

I'm weird on the inside but fairly subdued on the outside. I'd like a simple grey sweatshirt with an embroidered logo. Or maybe you could have a chest pocket with Mr. Destructoid popping out.

 

[RiffRaff]

I want Dtoid 'Amiibos'!!!

 

[RiffRaff]

I like this one. It's nice and simple. Just a cute slogan that people might mistake for something else, a small Dtoid logo. Not too overdesigned.

I really dig this one!

 

[Suspended User 07-24]

A sublimated shirt with this! (I still have the original file, I can remove the background and my name)

 

[Papa Niero]

I would love to see this come back. Mine smells like gym socks, and has a big oil stain on it:
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Could you please scan this flat, or photograph it closer dead-on? I lost the original art and have to retrace it

Fun fact: I drew this using a power cord from a neighbor when our electricity was cut for non-payment. I took the orders overnight with my paypal debit card and paid our electric bill the following morning because Capcom was coming to do a live stream that afternoon. The shit I've gone through lol

 

[Lokhe]

I want Dtoid 'Amiibos'!!!

Buttplug amiibos shirt confirmed?